Upcoming Contestants

Our Next Contestants - Your Future Favorites (Or Not)

Look at them! So hopeful, so prepared, so convinced THIS will be their moment of glory! These brave performers have applied, been selected, and now wait nervously like defendant before Belarusian court (but with much better outcome, we promise).

Below you see the acts who will compete for YOUR votes at our next Club Eurovision. Study them carefully like KGB studies dissidents – check their songs, their costumes, their levels of ambition versus actual talent. This is your chance to become expert judge BEFORE the big night! Some will make you weep with joy. Others will make you weep for different reasons. But ALL deserve your attention and your democratic vote (is more fair than most voting you experience, trust us).

⚠️ WARNING: If you don’t have ticket yet, you cannot be proper judge! And then you must live with shame of missing chance to determine winner while others exercise democratic power and make proper noise with official clackers. Don’t let this tragedy happen to you!

👉 [GET TICKETS NOW] – Secure your place as judge, jury, and party participant!

Check back regularly as we reveal more contestants. Is like advent calendar, but instead of chocolate, you get knowledge of who might win (or spectacularly fail).

Meet Our Next Contestants

These are the people with stars in their eyes.

Special KGB Assistant Says List Is Classified. Will Be Available Soon.

Here's what the critics think!

THE ADVERTISER

an inspired parody which often surpasses the quality of the real Euro Song contest

VARIETY

Destined to become this year’s major Australian cult musical…hilarious! …..dazzles with kitschy brilliance and beguiles with its all-embracing multicultural humour.

ARTS HUB

Don’t expect to stay quiet for this one…clever, naughty and delightfully cheesy night out. A breathless and infectious homage to Eurovision. Must not be missed, see a cult hit in the making – you certainly won’t be disappointed

THE AUSTRALIAN

Why is this parody of a parody so ridiculously enjoyable? … best of all Song Contest takes full advantage of the live experience

THE BLURB

There is no reason to believe that Song Contest Almost Eurovision – like the real thing – won’t develop a cult following to perhaps (or perhaps not) even rival The Rocky Horror Show!

THEATRE PEOPLE

The energy in Song Contest is unlike any I have ever felt before at a new musical… utterly hilarious… this is a laugh out loud musical gem