Victor

Victor and The Mowers

Victor

Victor & The Mowers
Australia

Victor and the Mowers Is time for telling story of most unique musical group from land down under, where even grass grow upside down!
Victor (real name Keith, but Victor sound more Eurovision) discover musical talent while performing sacred Australian ritual of lawn mowing. In Belarus, we mow grass once per year, when tractor available. But in Australia, is weekly ceremony more important than diplomatic protocol!
Band start when Victor notice his Victa mower hum in perfect harmony with neighbour’s Masport. Soon, whole street join in with different mower models – is like orchestra but with more petrol fumes and risk of hitting garden gnome! They perfect art of synchronised mowing while singing about Australian dreams: proper grass length, weekend barbecue, and finding parking at Bunnings.
What make them special is Australian dedication to long weekend – means more time for rehearsal than other Eurovision contestants who waste time doing actual work! When Belarus performer need practice, must first finish shift at tractor factory. But Victor and Mowers have so many public holidays, they practice between breakfast and second breakfast!
Most impressive is their signature move – five-man mowing formation while performing three-part harmony about correct grass height regulations. Even local council stop giving parking tickets to watch them perform! Such is power of Australian dedication to lawn maintenance combined with proper Eurovision spirit!

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