El Capitán

Let me tell story of most seductive musical group since Belarus State Choir try to charm Finland into trade agreement!
Los Mariachis del Deseo arrive on Eurovision stage like mysterious wind from pampas grassland – nobody know where they come from, only that they make whole audience feel things not felt since first time trying proper vodka! Their song “Por tu Amor” more steamy than sauna in Minsk during diplomatic visit.
Group perform always in masks covered in more sparkles than oligarch’s bathroom, creating air of mystery that drive audience wild with curiosity. Some say they actually famous football players in disguise, others say they underground tango champions, but most interesting rumour is that they are economic advisers trying to make inflation look more attractive!
Their mysterious leader, known only as El Capitán, have voice that make even IMF debt collectors forget why they come to Argentina. When she sing, inflation rate drop by three points just from pure seduction! Rest of band move like cats in moonlight – is very sexy but also bit suspicious, like when KGB officer try to dance at wedding.
Most impressive fact: during performances, temperature in room rise so high that even Belarus people need remove winter coat! Such is power of desire mixed with proper Latin rhythm. Even football fans stop arguing about Maradona’s ‘Hand of God’ for full three minutes – in Argentina, this is what we call true romance!