
Bettina Bitchkinky
Is my great pleasure to introduce myself! I am Bettina Bitchkinky, formerly famous ballerina, cabaret singer, home stylist, and most beloved host of number one (and only) morning show on Belarus State Television – “See My Minsk Today”!
In Belarus, I am what you call triple threat – I can sing, I can dance, and I can make audience feel deeply uncomfortable without even trying! Such talent comes only from proper Soviet training and natural gift for making people nervous.
Now I bring my expertise to Club Eurovision as host, where I keep order like efficient border guard but with better costumes. You will know me by signature sparkly frocks (some legally obtained, some with more creative acquisition methods – but is Eurovision, darling!) and my ability to make simple voting process sound like interrogation.
I live for glamour of Eurovision, where every performance is chance to show world that Belarus culture is best culture, even when Belarus not actually competing! My hosting style combines warmth of Siberian winter with enthusiasm of potato harvest festival.
Important announcement: I recently marry wonderful man called Oslav Bitchkinky. In Belarus, we have saying – “Marriage is like state television – nobody watching but everyone pretend to care!” But this one is real love story, like Eurovision song but with less key changes.
Remember – where there is music, there is Bettina! Where there is voting, there is Bettina! Where there is suspicious amount of glitter – definitely is Bettina!
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