Past Contestants

Past Contestants - They Tried So Hard

Ah, our beautiful past contestants! They came, they performed, they gave everything they had on Club Eurovision stage. Some were… how you say… more successful than others, but ALL showed bravery of Belarusian dissident (though with better costumes and less prison time).

These brave souls stepped into spotlight, faced the voting public, and discovered what it means to compete in Eurovision-style extravaganza. Some won hearts of audience. Some won actual competition. Others… well, they have lovely participation memories and only minor emotional scarring. We are very proud of each and every one, even ones who maybe should have practiced more or chosen different song. But is okay! Not everyone can be winner – otherwise word “winner” has no meaning, like “democracy” in certain Eastern European countries.

Below you see faces of past glory-seekers. Marvel at their courage. Learn from their choices. Perhaps be inspired to do better yourself!

Please Remember Past Contestants In Your Prayers

Musical Director
Hit Song “My My My (Is That Really iPhone?)”
Bollywood Choreographer
Oskar and Elina Larsen
Burgitta Johansson and Nils Gustaffson
Winner “Iceland’s Got Talent” in 2022
Los Mariachis del Deseo
Victor & The Mowers

Here's what the critics think!

THE ADVERTISER

an inspired parody which often surpasses the quality of the real Euro Song contest

VARIETY

Destined to become this year’s major Australian cult musical…hilarious! …..dazzles with kitschy brilliance and beguiles with its all-embracing multicultural humour.

ARTS HUB

Don’t expect to stay quiet for this one…clever, naughty and delightfully cheesy night out. A breathless and infectious homage to Eurovision. Must not be missed, see a cult hit in the making – you certainly won’t be disappointed

THE AUSTRALIAN

Why is this parody of a parody so ridiculously enjoyable? … best of all Song Contest takes full advantage of the live experience

THE BLURB

There is no reason to believe that Song Contest Almost Eurovision – like the real thing – won’t develop a cult following to perhaps (or perhaps not) even rival The Rocky Horror Show!

THEATRE PEOPLE

The energy in Song Contest is unlike any I have ever felt before at a new musical… utterly hilarious… this is a laugh out loud musical gem

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