Auditions - Where Dreams Meet Reality (Hopefully in Good Way)
We’re holding new auditions in Adelaide later in 2025, and we want to see EVERYONE! Professional singers who can also do little dance move, dancers who can carry tune without making audience weep (in bad way), experienced performers who society says are “too old” at 30 (is ridiculous – in Belarus, we just getting started at 30!), and fresh-faced newcomers who still have hope in eyes.
You could be seasoned professional with resume longer than Belarusian winter, or complete beginner who just discovered they can hit high note in shower. Maybe you are solo pop sensation waiting to happen, or part of group that makes beautiful harmony together. Perhaps you are dancer, musician, or person with talent we haven’t even thought of yet but will make us say “DA! This is what we need!”
All backgrounds welcome – is international celebration, after all! Just bring your “can do” attitude, your exceptional talent, and preferably some glitter (though we have emergency supply).
Auditions Can Be Bloody Awful, We Know
Listen, we understand. Auditions are like going to dentist, but instead of teeth, they judge your SOUL. Is terrible! But we promise to make process as comfortable and friendly as possible – like visiting nice aunt who happens to be international theatre producer. We want you to leave smiling, not requiring therapy! Even if answer is “not this time,” we treat you with respect and maybe give you useful feedback (and possibly hug, if appropriate).
Ready to take chance on glory?
Fill in this form and select Auditions to start your journey to potential fame and definitely good story!
Here's what the critics think!
THE ADVERTISER
an inspired parody which often surpasses the quality of the real Euro Song contest
VARIETY
Destined to become this year’s major Australian cult musical…hilarious! …..dazzles with kitschy brilliance and beguiles with its all-embracing multicultural humour.
ARTS HUB
Don’t expect to stay quiet for this one…clever, naughty and delightfully cheesy night out. A breathless and infectious homage to Eurovision. Must not be missed, see a cult hit in the making – you certainly won’t be disappointed
THE AUSTRALIAN
Why is this parody of a parody so ridiculously enjoyable? … best of all Song Contest takes full advantage of the live experience
THE BLURB
There is no reason to believe that Song Contest Almost Eurovision – like the real thing – won’t develop a cult following to perhaps (or perhaps not) even rival The Rocky Horror Show!
THEATRE PEOPLE
The energy in Song Contest is unlike any I have ever felt before at a new musical… utterly hilarious… this is a laugh out loud musical gem
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